Kojimaing 

Kojimaing is a process named after Hideo Kojima, creator of the Metal Gear series and other cult hits such as Snatcher. If you visit his twitter account, you'll see he has posted pictures of every meal he has eaten since his acquisition of a smart phone. Thus, Kojimaing is the act of sending pictures of your food to friends, or posting it to social media.

Ever since Jeff went to India, he's been Kojimaing me pictures of every meal he's eaten!

Kojimaing by Diabrettic July 9, 2012

Hideo Kojima 

god on earth, and snake is jesus :D

11 "omg its Hideo Kojima!!!"
22 "you mean god!"
11 "yeha soz and look its jesus!!"
22 "where?
11 " hes being one with the tree, you cant see him, im jedi i have special snake seeing abilites

Hideo Kojima by earsiuoppppppbs December 9, 2008

kojik 

A man of substantial wit and independent means, often known to inhabit warrens deep in the underground.

Well, yeah, you could meet mole people in the tunnels, but then, you might meet a kojik.

kojik by the_wonderful_emotion_maker November 3, 2006

kojiami

vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.

1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!

kojiami by Anon Person January 14, 2006

kojiphobia 

commonly seen in extroverts, this phobia is the fear of becoming, acting and meeting/interacting with people who behave like "koji"

koji is a person that is constantly depressed and often gives monologues, his hair often covers his eyes and he is extremely introverted

Oh no, don't tell me you have kojiphobia?

kojiphobia by fbl :)))) January 27, 2021

kojiqrc 

THAT one bungo stray dogs editor. they say her whole instagram account is dead and cursed. if u search up "kojiqrc" ur edits will start flopping. i wouldn’t do it if i was u. she also has an obsession with haikyuu men and gojo from jujutsu kaisen. don’t end up like her. highly recommend blocking that person!

person 1: yo do u know kojiqrc on instagram?
person 2: who’s that? never heard of them
person 1: she’s that one gojou stan. they say she will knock on your door at night and scream "submissive and infertile".
person 2: yo shiii! better lock my doors.

kojiqrc by emoknife August 3, 2021

Sasaki Kojiro 

Fisting two girls at once (preferably identical twins) and wielding them like swords.

The "Sasaki Kojiro" technique is also known as the "Niten Ganryuu (二天岩流)" in Japanese.

Sasaki Kojiro by demi-dono February 3, 2021