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Knut is the funniest, most attractive, sweet guy you'll ever meet
He's a but goofy sometimes but he knows how to treat a girl
Knut is a guy you'll never expect to meet but just so happen to come across and end up together with
Wow that guy the other day.. His name must be Knut
by MegaButts September 24, 2023
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Knut

A very strange name. Very mean and likes to hang out on the Hub
Knut is a Norwegian name but Knut is often from another country, maybe Estonia. Knut is also a mongo and can get mistaken for a monkey. Knut has a "sallamiröv".
-That guy is thicc.
-His name is Knut
by crazyfrog6969 April 28, 2020
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Knut Shot

A knockout nut shot in which a man’s soul leaves his body resulting in momentarily paralysis
Did you see that Bellator fight where Raymond Daniels hit Peter Stanonik with TWO of the hardest knut shots in MMA history?!?
by Subtek September 13, 2020
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Knut

A cool guy that probably has been in court for talking weirdly to children
by xx_faze_trude_xx January 15, 2022
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knut forngren

a very fat dude that is also short and wanks every day
damm that such a knut forngren move
by Ogge g March 21, 2022
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Knut forngren

Knut forngren is super dumb and fucking retarded. He is short and he is suffering from cheese on his cock.
Guy 1: You look like a knut forngren

Guy 2: Fuck you
by humsuli March 21, 2022
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Knut

Knut is the name of a man with the physique of a greek god, and a long beatiful ponytail that shines like a brilliant golden star. His skin is the color of blood, a testimate to his everlasting endurance in the face of the dangers of the universe. Knut can attract any organism he wishes with his alluring charisma, and giant testicles that reach to the floor.

He has the ability to make anyone he wants a star, most notably Marcus Kabelo Møll Mosele, or "Kamelen". He spends most of his days passing on his wisdom to students at the "Bergen Cathedral School" in western Norway. He can often be spotted wearing a stylish flannel shirt and socks with sandals.
Student 1: I love Knut! He's our best teacher by far.
Student 2: I know right! Knut is so cool!
Student 3: I am not the biggest fan of Knut.
Rest of the class: <<Hangs him by the neck out the window>>
by Trygve Slagsvold Vedum January 8, 2025
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