a kia is a shitty korean car that dies when driving up hill. acronym for Killed in Atempt to by weed. please do yourself a favor and burn any kia you see.
by ffhk1 July 30, 2004
She's such a KIA.
by Supposedly October 29, 2015
this is one beautiful girl who normaly goes out with all the boys. She has a lot of friends but is quite the gossip girl this is pronounced as k-ee-a. Her eyes are stunning and she is actually a really good bestfriend and will stick up for you no matter what. Although when she is your bestfriend she won't be for long.
kia is a person
by dummolovesyou January 14, 2019
KIA is Korean slang for a blowjob that is interrupted prematurely due to the presence of parents, children, police, etc.
by Jae-Bong June 24, 2019
by nick walsh 693 February 16, 2009
The Underground CIA. One who has insider information and/or disinformation about a wide variety of topics and subjects. Bullshit artist.
"Man, that KIA sure winded me with her viewpoints and persepctives on the psychosocial manipulation and subversion of the masses!"
by KIA - Underground Authority November 11, 2007