a kia is a shitty korean car that dies when driving up hill. acronym for Killed in Atempt to by weed. please do yourself a favor and burn any kia you see.
by ffhk1 July 30, 2004
Get the kiamug. She's such a KIA.
by Supposedly October 30, 2015
Get the KIAmug. this is one beautiful girl who normaly goes out with all the boys. She has a lot of friends but is quite the gossip girl this is pronounced as k-ee-a. Her eyes are stunning and she is actually a really good bestfriend and will stick up for you no matter what. Although when she is your bestfriend she won't be for long.
kia is a person
by dummolovesyou January 14, 2019
Get the kiamug. 
KIA is Korean slang for a blowjob that is interrupted prematurely due to the presence of parents, children, police, etc.
by Jae-Bong June 24, 2019
Get the KIAmug. im not driving in that KIA
by nick walsh 693 February 16, 2009
Get the KIAmug. The Underground CIA. One who has insider information and/or disinformation about a wide variety of topics and subjects. Bullshit artist.
"Man, that KIA sure winded me with her viewpoints and persepctives on the psychosocial manipulation and subversion of the masses!"
by KIA - Underground Authority December 4, 2007
Get the KIAmug.