When you're on your period and you let a guy fuck you, then get dick slapped in the face so you resemble Simba.
by Ssshane April 6, 2020
Get the dirty kirstymug. An amazing woman who is extremely loved. she is stunning and has a great sense of humour and is lovely.
Person: “hey your like Kirsty Castles”
Person 2: “aww thank you, i think your like Daniel Black”
Person: “broo thank you man”
Person 2: “aww thank you, i think your like Daniel Black”
Person: “broo thank you man”
by Sidjdndidjdnw August 23, 2021
Get the Kirsty Castlesmug. by Joe August 5, 2004
Get the Kirsty Crawfordmug. After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.
"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."
by Dr Doody July 20, 2008
Get the The Kirsty Alleymug. 
by humpballs January 26, 2011
Get the Kirstie Yehlemug. kirt-tree don-dom-le
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
Get the Kirsty Donnellymug.