khaki jungle

Occurs when the clothes dryer wont fully dry khaki shorts, and you're stuck hanging them up all around the house.
John: Hey man, whats going on in here?
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
by willembahh May 19, 2013
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Khaki Brigade

When military personnel who are usually in a lower ranking runs drills for fighting fires gets over run by the senior military personnel in charge to put out a real fire.
Petti officer: "Well, here comes the Khaki Brigade out to steal the fire we trained for."
by Scorpio Reverie July 13, 2020
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khaki shart

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.
Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.
by CRE10 November 14, 2013
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Khaki Effect

The journey a person goes through to become multifaceted.

It refers to having a variety of talents, interests, and skills, rather than being limited to one particular area. In other words, a multifaceted person or entity has multiple dimensions, abilities, or characteristics that make them versatile and well-rounded.
Wow, look at her! She's really embracing the Khaki Effect and pushing past her capacity.
by Hayvan21 February 06, 2023
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khaki sacker

Term used for a married person at work or in the military that brings a lunch to work every day thats packed in a brown bag by their wife. Also known as a "brown bagger".
We're going to Mcdonalds for lunch today. All of the Khaki Sackers are staying put.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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Khaki Wacky

1940’s American slang for a woman who liked a man in uniform
Everybody she has dated has had a uniform. She must be a khaki wacky.
by defiant February 05, 2019
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Khaki Nigger

Maan, those khaki niggers sure can cut a lawn!
by Wizardly Dizzard September 07, 2016
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