Kevin Durant-It

When confronted with a great conflict, your goal should be to not only find the path of least resistance, but somehow run from the conflict in a way where you now join the conflict originally being caused. A lack of integrity & honor is common in those that search for this path.

John: So, what are you going to do about those bully's that have been hurting you after school?

Fredo: I think I have the answer, I'm sick of getting my butt kicked by those two guys.

John: I know, those Cartwright brothers are a mean bunch.

Fredo: I'm gonna ask if their family can adopt me.

John: What? What are you talking about, you have a mom and dad!

Fredo: I'm sick of getting beat up, I want to Kevin Durant-It, you know, like he did in the NBA.

John: Oh man, I dunno about that.

Fredo: I do.

John: You won't pick on me then, will you?

by Arco Hollywood June 13, 2017

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Kevin Durant Triple Cannon

Fucking A girl analy in a kevin durant jersey while watching higlights of kevin durant plays and nutting during the top 3

I was watching sportscenter last night with my girlfriend one thing led to another and i ended up givin her the best Kevin Durant Triple Cannon Ever

by L-O October 23, 2008

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your aunt kevin durant

The even worse version of Your pappy trappy, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your sister a mister, your brother a mother, and granny tranny

Jim:your mom gay
Bill:Your dad lesbian
Jim:your granny tranny
Bill:you pappy trappy

Jim:your sister a mister
Bill:your brother a mother
Jim:you're**
Bill:your aunt Kevin durant

Universe: fucking implodes on itself causing a rip in all of space fabric causing a black hole causing the enevitable death of the universe. The moon collides into the earth

by Jim.fatcock May 13, 2018