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Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.
“LMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!”
by uglyBitchlet June 4, 2021
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Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position
One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020
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Kotting

When somebody lies and/or fake a pregnancy, a job, a relation/ship, photoshops pictures.
I met that gal from Facebook.. Bruh she looked nothing like her pics.. She kotting..
by MilkyMadness November 29, 2016
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Professor Annalise Keating

Professor Annalise Keating is a character in the 6 season series of 'How To Get Away With Murder'. When she got pregnant, her assistant Frank Delfino was given money to make a car crash to kill Annalise's baby. Annalise's former name was Anna Mae. She was married to Sam Keating until one of her students murdered him because he killed Lila Stangard and was strangling Rebecca Stutter. Annalise Keating helped cover up the murder while her interns burned and chopped up Sam's body. Professor Annalise Keating later on kills A.D.A Sinclar as she was getting close to convicting keating for murder of the first degree. The govenor of philidelphia and the castillo family (a very wealthy family) are trying to take Keating down because she is too powerful. Keating is then under 'operation bonfire' while the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) investigate all the details of Keating's life to try and prove she is guilty of many first degree murders. When she is taken to trial with the case of Federal Government v Annalise Keating, the jury finds Annalise not guilty. She later on lives a good happy long life until her death.
by BrackObunga October 13, 2020
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Kettling

When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.

1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.

2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.

3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.

4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.

Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
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katting

The stage directly before two people become an official couple, also known as 'talking'. This can involve flirtatious text messages, flirtatious conversations, and flirtatious myspace messages.
John just broke up with Ashley, and Jessica told me that John and Daisy are already katting.
by dhfawyryoiwher March 24, 2008
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Kettling

Verb;
The act of searching for the most expensive kettle online.
GEOFF: "You suck at searching."
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
by Sky-Way July 27, 2017
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