by Michael Douglas October 24, 2017
The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy
Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
by Chadlington May 28, 2019
if you’re in atlanta and buy african ketamine it’s probably cut with coke. you may shit your pants a little. but you won’t fall asleep!
i just did a line of african ketamine so i’m floating and geeking.
this african ketamine is making me have to shit.
this african ketamine is making me have to shit.
by Bad Word Analyst September 01, 2023
Nickname for the wildest guy at a party who gets really fucked up; can also be used randomly without context to signify being/getting wildk
by Bobert B. Bobathon January 31, 2022
Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
by Dugbur November 20, 2023
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.
Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 04, 2021