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Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy
Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
by Chadlington May 27, 2019
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Ketamine Gorilla Man

Nickname for the wildest guy at a party who gets really fucked up; can also be used randomly without context to signify being/getting wildk
Kyle: Ketamine Gorilla Man!!!! (jumps into pool)
Pete: Damn that dude's wild'n
by Bobert B. Bobathon January 31, 2022
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taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes
Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second
by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018
mugGet the taking [Ketamine] for a secondmug.

Ketamine King

Elon Musk or other professed habitual users of ketamine who are unelected yet have undue influence on a country's policies or people.
The Ketamine King doesn't know which way is up most days.
by Attirs March 23, 2025
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Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you
Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
by Dugbur November 20, 2023
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Ketamine Junkie

Ketamine Junkie is a character portrayed by discord user ketamine junkie#4511, to be a "Ketamine Junkie" you must want to be a "Ketamine Junkie", you can show that you want to be a "Ketamine Junkie" by shooting 12 syringes of Heroin (an easily accessable drug if you are located in Perth). By doing this you are sacrificing yourself to "Ketamine Junkie".
Person 1: IM A KETAMINE JUNKIE
Person 2: *cums in awe*
by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
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Ketamine Junkie

A person who is rather crazy and loves sacrificing to the blood gods.
Person 1: IM A KETAMINE JUNKIE!
Person 2: Based.
by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
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