Kenneth

An fast car; generally sitting on 24's, candy painted. The driver can usually be found listening to Prince. The original Kenneth is a Chrysler.

me: yo brianna hows kenneth doing?
brianna: i just got into a fender bender

brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go

by the original arjun January 2, 2011

Kenneth Factor

The problem that arises from drunken fraternity boys appearing at all hours of the night in sorority houses. The "Kenneth factor" can include, but is not limited to: showing up unannounced at any hour, heavy intoxication, wandering around aimlessly in and out of rooms, locking oneself in bathrooms, and generally causing antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.

"Why were all the lights left on in the house overnight?"

"The Kenneth Factor"

by Lust95618 April 13, 2010

Kenneth

The most nerdiest nerd to ever exist. He constantly talks about cars, computers, knifes and many video games. He is the friend who always sits in the corner by himself eating food and won't talk to anyone unless talked to. He also often complains about people in his class. Even if he seems like a depressed stick in the mud, when you get to know him he is a bundle of passion, anger and voice cracks but you love him anyways.

Friend: Hey do you see that guy screaming over there, I wonder who he is?
Me: Oh yeah, that's just Kenneth being himself.

by GetRektUwU April 6, 2019

Kenneth

A fat, adorable and chubby boy

Damm son!look at that Kenneth!

by Lelnieer kepai May 31, 2016

kenneth

A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.

"Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
"Oh, that's a kenneth!"

by billy bob thorton bangs peoples moms June 2, 2008

Kennith

A character from Ghost's COMMUNICATIONS series. He is featured in two songs, COLORBARS and BROADCAST ILLUSION.
He wants to die and is memeing again. In COMMUNICATIONS, he is voiced by VOCALOID Fukase.

Kennith: End me

by -[pouiy July 19, 2018

Kenneth

A man who knows pussy with his tongue. A man that can make you orgasm, squirt, & shake all in one session. If you haven’t had your pussy licked by a Kenneth, you’ve never had the full sex experience. If you’re in a relationship With a Kenneth don’t let him go because no one can even come close to compare with a Kenneth.

Man you haven’t had the real sex experience unless you’ve been with a Kenneth, a man you will crave after he takes you to heaven with his tongue. Everyone should experience a Kenneth

by Rebapussypleaser88 October 26, 2019