Karate Mom

A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.

Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!

Yeah, she's a karate mom!

Karate Mom by TwinsHappenTwice May 3, 2011

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karate kid law

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.

Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.

karate kid law by JoeShroe February 27, 2017

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Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

Karate chopping the meatloaf. by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

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karate chop in session

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

karate chop in session by godsp33d August 24, 2009

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Karate Breath

(adj); used to describe someone whose breath stinks like hot ass on a warm day.

"Hey kid, do you know Karate?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause your breath is kicking!"

"e.g.-Karate Breath"

Karate Breath by Cold Coda September 1, 2009

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Karate water

More affectionate term for brandy and coke. Brandy and coke is know to bring out the more aggressive side of many individuals.

Johnny got into a fight at the club last night after consuming karate water all night.

Karate water by Bloble October 6, 2011

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karate kid

One of the best movies of all time. Directed by John Avildsen, this 1984 drama centers around a displaced youth who seeks self-defense training from an aged maintenance man named Mister Miyagi to defend himself in a Karate Tournament against a San Fernando Valley biker gang. Most of the movie was made on location throughout the San Fernando Valley in 1983.

The Karate Kid is one of the most well-known dramas of the 1980s.

karate kid by krock1dk@yahoo.com September 12, 2007

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