KMS

Keep myself safe!/Keeping myself safe!

Dont worry mom im going to KMS at the party!

Im going to KMS at church, you never know what will happen there.

KMS rn!

by Jamesthe4th_ May 3, 2022

kms

kiss myself

used to prank people

me: I'm so depressed, i wanna kms

stoopid guy: Pls dont do that ily <3 dont kill urself

me: im offended, why cant i kiss myself? ur just jealous of me

by simoneeeeee June 22, 2019

kms

abbreviation of the common term 'kill myself' which is most often used by privileged white kids who have no reason to use it but do it anyway because they want to seem like a bum

privileged white kid when they text their friends about not getting $250 for their birthday and instead getting $200: kms

by fuckith meith November 10, 2020

KMS

Kill myself

Bf: What would you do if I were to die?
You: I would kms

by toxicblood November 21, 2018

KMS

Kill my self

Kiss my shit

Man I hate this

You can go ahead and kiss my shit (KMS)

by Trashy;)) July 18, 2017

KMS

An acronym for Kiss My Swag.

Stoopid Girl: I like your music and all but I think you need Soulja Boy on the hook...
Talib Kweli: Girl please. KMS!
Stoopid Girl, dragging on her gum with her talons: Nigga you ain't shit!

Dick Rider: Dude them kicks are too fresh!
The Man: You know This! KMS!

by Kp-Spears June 8, 2009

KMS

KMS means Keep Mouth Safe.

"Kylie said she will pee in my mouth. I have to KMS now."

by Global Silence December 2, 2019