clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008

krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010

Lil Kleenex box

Lil Kleenex box is an Instagram user who only posts dank memes. He is know for having some of the best memes in Instagram. He has had trouble with Instagram because they keep trying to delete his account because his memes were deemed “offensive”.

Have you seen lil Kleenex box. His memes are dank!!

by LilkleenexboxisdAnK!! 🤔 August 19, 2018

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003