refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
by Shafty May 16, 2006
Get the kiss my ass flumug. by Prof. Dipl.-Ing. Dr. Fritz Schlong August 2, 2003
Get the french kiss my assmug. 
by Will and Thera February 21, 2008
Get the Eskimo kiss my assmug. means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
Get the french kiss my assmug. Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.
Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.
by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009
Get the ass kiss rodeomug. Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
by ohthree11 March 26, 2010
Get the sweaty-ass-kissmug.