Keyboard Dyslexia 

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.

Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.

Keyboard Dyslexia by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

keyboard thugs 

People who act like a gangster and talk shit to other people behind a keyboard but won't act like that in real life.

That bitch ass nigga Nate always talk shit online but when you see him on the street he doesn't say anything. Yeah man Nate and his friends are keyboard thugs!

keyboard thugs by International07 December 12, 2013

keyboard shredding 

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."

keyboard shredding by mooogs May 14, 2017

Keyboard Spam 

erdflghbjgnkbutgdgjddsjnulivmosssksdub3447eufbb1qeh0874j

Person 1: how do you keyboard spam
Person 2:dstkvshkbesydfgdbdun

Keyboard Spam by Phroggia123 April 28, 2020

Keyboard rape 

To randomly mash the buttons of your keyboard for your own personal pleasure. Often when bored and IMing to someone.

Person 1: Dude I'm so bored, dfghdfskjghfdksjlh.

Person 2: Dude thats keyboard rape!

Keyboard rape by MontyYazzie November 24, 2009

Keyboard Electrician 

Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.

“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”

“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”

Keyboard Electrician by Keyboardeletroction April 4, 2020

keyboard dance 

also boredance, consists in random keyboard presses while someone is bored. Often results in nonsense google search like "qwerty" "asd" "ccccccccccccccccc" "jkjkjk" etc. Often accompanied by the desktop dance, when someone just drags selection squares with the mouse at his desktop, just highlighting random icons.

It's 5 o'clock and I've still done nothing today, "wtfffffffffffffffffffffffff" *clicks on search button*... why am I always doing the keyboard dance?

keyboard dance by XxLorDxX January 21, 2011