kaeyafart

a super duper horney little guy thats super hilarious and has a gigantic crush on kaeya from genshin impact

- woah dude is that kaeyafart over there?!

- yeah man, they are such cool person i like their kaeya posts🤣

by vooomit April 15, 2021

Kaeya

A Genshin Impact character largely mischaracterized by the community. He uses his smarts. smug attitude and flattery to get people to do things for him, yet still compensating them afterwards. He's much kinder than what others think, and is a great friend. He threw a party for the Acting Grand Master because she works so hard. He's kind of a wallflower, and is too shy to admits he gave people gifts. I assure you he has not slept with all of Mondstadt. Kaeya prefers keeping his past a mystery. He never reveals anything about his eyepatch, his past with Diluc, Khaenri'ah, or the rumors that he is not from Mondstadt. He's implied to have abandonment issues. Past events with his adoptive brother, Diluc, still make him guilty. He believes himself to be a bad person, and that his Cryo Vision was a "punishment for a life of lies." I promise you there is so much more to this character than "hot daddy with big dick energy". Plus if you say he has cake that's also mischaracterizing him. bro got negative ass fr

Person 1: Man I love Kaeya from Genshin Impact.
Person 2: Omg me too!! He's so hot and sexy and I would let him fuck me all night and call him daddy!!!
Person 1: Man c'mon, there is so much more to him that that. Kaeya's lore is some of the best.

by breadytodie May 17, 2022

kaeya

The coolest person in all of genshin impact. Is actually canonically desi and eats all those white boys up for breakfast. He has a brother who is very emo and gay.

Wow you are such a kaeya! So sexy and cool.

by Mexicaneseturtle November 29, 2020

Kaeya Alberich

Our favorite cryo bridge-maker🤩🤩

"Kaeya Alberich is a playable character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during and after the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets."

Simp A: Woah look at those Kaeya Alberich tidd- I MEAN HAHA NICE SHIRT 😄

Simp B: Yes...nice shirt indeed 👁👁

by SHSL_Weeb1 December 9, 2020

Kamya

Kamya is a very attractive person with a very unique personality. If you ever meet a Kamya keep her in your life because she is very loyal and worth having around she will always keep you happy and make you feel special:)

1.Kamya is so beautiful I want to get to know her

by WWESMACKDOWN June 5, 2021

kaiyah

Kaiyah is the best person i've ever met. she is kind, sweet, funny and caring and i've never met anyone as good as her, she is really smart and has an amazing future ahead of her, you can trust her with anything even your life. she will make your life 100x better just by been there. she will always be there to help you no matter how tough the situation is or how hard it is to help you, she will never give up on her friends no matter what, she makes an amazing best friend and will never let you down

Hey, Kaiyah, you're probably never going to see this, but i still love you too bits, and i always will, i will never know if you still love me, but i really did love you more than anyone i've ever met and nothing will ever change that i promise. I'm so sorry for everything that has ever happened, or anything i've ever done to upset you in anyway, i regret every bad choice i made and i wish i can undo them all. if you ever gave me a second chance i would drop everything to get back with you. Ever since we broke up my life has been miserable, and the only thing that has ever made me happy was because of you, I miss you kai. I don't expect you to ever read this, or to ever get back with me, but i will never be able to stop thinking about you, and it's gonna be hell to see you move on, while i'm stuck without the one person that made my life 10x better and worth enjoying, i will never be able to love anyone as much as i love you. I can't begin to explain how devastated i am to lose you. you treated me much better than i ever deserved, and you are honestly the kindest, sweetest, most caring and loving person i have ever met,without you i would be lost. Just know i miss you so much, and i wish we can get back together, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me, i will never forget you. I love you to bits, and i will love you forever

by '-55£32 May 7, 2018

Kaeya

A man in the knights of favonius. With cyro vision. Wearing an eye patch to. He's also sexy 5’11 tall man with fingerless gloves and long blue hair. He's the sexiest daddy you'll ever see.
(And has em mommy milkers)

Ava: who is that guy with the blue hair ponytail crap, and fingerless gloves you simp for and scream all the time?
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.

Ava: weirdo.

by Kaeya's eye patch May 21, 2021