Kale

an occasionally attractive southern dude who sucks at making bets and thinks basiounys are the hottest goddamn thing alive. never knows what the homework is and sucks dick at bluff.

that douchebag is a total kale.

Kale by lancatttyyy April 26, 2010

Kale

A complete faggot smaller then most his age is even smaller where it counts (his dick) he loves ugly women with nice bodies he loves girls but is hated by fellow guys this man will usually be shot or as people hope suicide will come to him mind.

Person 1:How would u describe kale?

Person 2: definition of a faggot

Kale by Pooppeeepipi May 1, 2016

Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum

Oh boy kale is massive

Kale by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017

Kale

Slang word for “hell”

What the kale man?!

Kale by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018

Kale

ugly bastard of hell

Kale sucks dick

Kale by batpoop321 May 7, 2019

Kale

Unit of measurement, approximately 25 heads

“Head count?”
“There is a kale”

Kale by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020

Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

Kale by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020