Kal Kat (pronoun) of The Kal Kat show on YouTube. Infamously unknown YouTube personality who makes occasional campy music videos or blog rants and is destined to be another well known net celeb, if the YouTube bots doesn't quit closing his channels. He has started over 3 times. Kat was most famous for a spoof of Star Trek and Justin Bieber last year. Name stands for Kalifornia Kat. Co-creator Marx Cards is never seen except in season opening highlights. Had posted several episodes under the show but moved them to two other channels under OLVSKATS and subscribers. Having to start over, he doesn't look as popular yet. His stuff is pretty funny most of the time but it's evident he has issues.
Tommy: "You ever see that insane Kal Kat of the Kal Kat show dance in that spoof he did?"
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
by crinklykitt3232 June 19, 2011
Get the Kal Kat of The Kal Kat showmug. A song by a absolutely FUCKING GOOD Russian band. That I definitely get fucked by if I could get fucked by.
(Russian ver of this)
Песня абсолютно ЧЕРТОВСКИ ХОРОШАЯ российская группа. Что меня определенно трахают, если бы меня трахнули.
(Russian ver of this)
Песня абсолютно ЧЕРТОВСКИ ХОРОШАЯ российская группа. Что меня определенно трахают, если бы меня трахнули.
Guy/woman 1: “dude have you heard that song “narkotik kal?””
Guy/woman 2: “yeah. I listen to that shit daily”
Russian ver:
Парень/женщина 1: «Чувак, ты слышал эту песню «narkotik kal?»»
Парень/женщина 2: «да. Я слушаю это дерьмо каждый день»
Guy/woman 2: “yeah. I listen to that shit daily”
Russian ver:
Парень/женщина 1: «Чувак, ты слышал эту песню «narkotik kal?»»
Парень/женщина 2: «да. Я слушаю это дерьмо каждый день»
by Яненавижу_тебя October 6, 2025
Get the Narkotik kalmug. by anonymous January 26, 2022
Get the Kalmug. The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered
by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022
Get the Kal-El: God of weaponsmug. Narkotik kal is when you look at something and you just know yeah they have been narkotik kal for a while now. Narkotik kal can be claimed to be the second best compliment as it is just standard. Having a narkotik kal type of day is the equivalent to having a day in paradise, smoking a joint on a beautiful sunny day, just perfect and standard.
by hard bass July 28, 2022
Get the Narkotik Kalmug. The fattest person you will ever meet, not good at sports. But the best at eating food. And needs to lose some weight
by Envy_snipedyou September 26, 2022
Get the Kalmug. fuck you too kal, I am gonna beat the shit out of you... I declare this day as Fuck kal day lets fucking kill him
by I hate kall October 15, 2022
Get the Fuck Kal Daymug.