k-mart cowboy

a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country

now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one

by doctorkizzle March 6, 2008

K Mart Cowboy

A male who was born in the city by parents that have no ties to the south, has not spent more than a vacation in the south, nor has any southern qualities... Listens to modern country music, but pretends to like the classics. They might hunt and wear camo or flannel but its mostly designer brand. They often drink a lot and then the pretend accent really comes out. Chances are these guys are young and act like they want to fight but always back down.

Look at Jon in his camo hat driving his dodge truck with normal tires blaring Florida Georgia Line... I bet if that pussy ass yankee k mart cowboy threw a punch it would feel like flowers hitting you in the face...

by Ambrose1217 July 28, 2018

K-Mart Shit

The need to shit so badly that you can't make it to a proper restroom and settle for a terrible restroom - like the worst of all... K-Mart.

Man, that Mexican food upset my stomach so bad that I couldn't make it home and I had to take a K-Mart shit.

by farmermanjim August 28, 2010

K-Mart Liturgy

You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.

Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

K-Mart Thug

A person (generally african American) who tries to dress like a hardcore gangster, but cannot afford name brands like Sean John, ENYCE, or any other gangsta apparel. They typically wear clothes from K-mart with brand names such as "SHAQ" or "EVERLAST"

Dude, look at that K-Mart Thug, his SHAQ shoes must have cost like $10.

by Ballsdeep May 15, 2006

K Mart Special

Expensive chrome rims so ugly they look like cheap hubcaps you would find at K Mart.

That cars riding on K Mart Specials

by Chevega July 22, 2007

k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

by Chrono68 July 9, 2007