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Some say 'He's the Goat" some say " He's fork lift certified" but who actually knows. The name Jovan is passed down through the pure blood families of Mayan descent for over 500 years. Legend has it that only a few naturally talented babies with the ability to make fish fear him and women love him are given the name JOVAN. A name passed down to humans from the heavens to serve for the better of mankind has a set destiny of conquering all the women in the world. Because of his superior genes a Jovan will naturally have a broad built frame making it easy to look superior to your average person. His insane intellect shocks the panties off women; while his speech blows bras away. Any women that meets him has the the honor of being within the presence of a divine being.
" Dude relax, your not Jovan so just stop. You don't even have a thigh slapper."
Jovan by AnonymousJovan October 26, 2022
Jovan by Bagga cement November 13, 2022
not kind
Jovan is not kind
Jovan by Rand0m_Us3r_8707 April 3, 2023
A toxic person who run a discord channel and plays Valorant. Sometimes does by NightRex, JoJo, or La Tocica. Very tolerant and LGBT friendly
Oh did you see Jovan at pride?
Jovan by Nelly-Chan October 16, 2023
Dear me this boy is so darn handsome i cant believe how cute this dark skinned male is even if he cut his hair he still manages to be such a perfect specimen he pulls so many girls and his fits are so tuff and hes just so darn cool and he makes me wish i was a girl.PS CINGSTON IS SO FINE
man i want me a jovan in my life
Jovan by jaisonDXYX February 7, 2024
slang for the sperm buildup in a college dorm's trashcan
nina: yo check out this trashcan, it smells like jovan!
jovan by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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