Kimmy joshington oof

A man named Josh who has a haircut like kim Jon un who is bad at all video games

Hey look it's a Kimmy joshington oof

by Skanky sammington July 7, 2018

Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

JSing

To steal your friend bae

Hey mate, have you seen the JSing he pulled on Phil?
Yeah man, it was uncalled. What a dumbass

by Love my Daddy December 6, 2016

Jusing

Jusing is an act preformed upon a man who as pushed past sexual exhaustion to the point where achieving an erection is almost impossible. It is when the partner lays between the man's legs and preforms oral sex on the flaccid penis. Sucking it to the back of the throat like a gummy worm and then continuing sucking motions like your swallowing liquid after sucking through a straw. During this act it is also recommended to be attentive to the scrotum, perineum and, If he is comfortable with it, the anus and prostate. Using mouth, tongue, hands and anything else consented to for pleasure. Kissing affectionately between the thighs, from anus to pelvis and everywhere in between.

I thought we were done and then she got down and started jusing me.

by MissJusxox July 14, 2022

Passive Joking

When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke

Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop passive joking you cheeky cunt

by Snookiefish February 18, 2009

joshing my tots

to mess with someone's emotions, or attempt to mislead them. yanking my chain pulling my leg

"You've gotta be joshing my tots right now..."

by OWTG August 23, 2011