Jork it

Jork it or jorking it is a term for masturbation for men. When a person says "I'm jorking it" they mean that they're masturbating.
Person 1: So why didn't you answer my call last night?
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.
by M7R1 June 05, 2025
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Jork

(noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)

Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.

Meanings include:

To nut (physically or metaphorically)

A big, dumb win

A ridiculous idea that works

A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing

That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”

“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”

“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”

“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
by The Crim Jorks June 06, 2025
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Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging
My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork
by NimbleFruitJube August 07, 2023
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Jork-It Ball

A game of basket ball where at half time everyone pauses for a jork break
"I can't wait for our big Jork-It Ball final on the weekend!"
"lets use the yin yang strategy"
by jorkitballlover69yinyang February 24, 2025
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MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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Jork

Shortened version of meme character John Pork. Usually paired with a character named Gilgamesh.
“Yo dude I just finished writing my book!”
“Nice! What’s the title?”
“The adventures of Jork and Gilgamesh, it’s going to be epic!”
by PCtheGOD February 22, 2025
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jork

The act of jerking ur penis in a comical sense.
I’m literally jorking in my jeans right now.
by jorking.it.rn April 28, 2024
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