Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
Person 1: Where's Carrie?
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
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Jonathan is the greatest friend you can ask for. He will push you to be the greatest version of yourself that you can be. He will drive and inspire you to achieve your dreams and goals. If you have found a Jonathan and managed to have him in your life, don't let him go. He is a diamond, a gem... the rarest of sorts.
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Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?
Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.
Stonerman 1: Well shit...
(10 minutes later)
Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.
Stonerman 1: Well shit...
(10 minutes later)
Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
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The good thing is that he left the school now so everyone is really happy cause the furry of the school left
He also might be a pedo constantly smiling at small children.he is also known for the famous quotes of mr earl.for example "im just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectfull" or "its a 15 now Tj".
The good thing is that he left the school now so everyone is really happy cause the furry of the school left
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