jolt cola

tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix

i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition

by gnizzle September 8, 2004

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

Jolt Cola

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.

Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

Jolt

the most fucking powerful gun in the world made by company known as Nerf

omg this guy robbed s shopt with jolt

by twoj stary 123 May 21, 2021

jolt

a fucking knobhead who doesn't know when to stop speaking
retarded simp
he is a fucking cunt

"shut the fuck up jolt" - everyone on this planet

by Joltyy June 7, 2020

jolted

To be visibly shocked, stunned, or otherwise made uncomfortable, typically in the context of having an unpleasant memory or experience brought up.

Roxy was totally jolted last night when her ex texted her.

by leatherlier January 7, 2025