Johnathon

A Sexy Piece of meat that will give consent for sex always, if you want sex you should ask Johnathon because he will always say yes.

"I need sex"
"You need to ask a Johnathon"

by DontUseUrRealNameLol September 15, 2019

Johnathon

The guy with the biggest dick and all the bitches

Johnathon is the best
Did you see Johnathon he is so hot

by 456.11.37.24 April 26, 2022

Johnathanius

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot

Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could

by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010

Johnathan Blair

An absolute pussy magnet. Also known as mister steal yo girl gets all the girls. And is the next hokage.

All hail Johnathan Blair

by Chingchong6942021911 December 1, 2019

Johnathon

Despite having his name spelled wrong by his parents, Johnathon is a fukin chad. He is awkward some times and a frickin comedic beast at others. Usually has barely above average grades in school but somehow knows everything at the same time.

Sam “ do you know how wide the largest megaladons jaw was?”

Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”

by somedudeontiktok November 10, 2019

Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020

Johnathan

The best joestar

Speedwagon is fucking great

English lad

Fakin great

Best joestar

Suck your mum

Best joestar

Johnathan is the best joestar

by Johnathan is the best joestar November 21, 2020