Pulling a Jordan

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

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Jordan Rudess

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.

Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.

by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

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Jordan(boy)

Jordan(boy)

A guy who is a chill dude. He has an amazing smile and gives great hugs.Any girl would be lucky to be with him!

Person 1: "hey do you know Jordan(boy) ?"

Person 2: " Yeah! He is so cool! We all need to hang out sometime."

by redhead2001_ February 26, 2017

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No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

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