Joid

to be confused about something; baffled.

What the joid is going on?

by @xtreme June 11, 2019

Joebidenology

The study of Joe Biden and how he acts. This study was invented in November 2020, and has been used to figure out why Joe Biden shakes his hand with a ghost. This study has also been used to see how Joe Biden's hearing effects how he walks. For example, a Joebidenologist will look on the video of him falling down stairs and also him falling off a bike, and determine why he falls so much. Currently, people are trying to figure out why he sniffs kids.

Bob: Yeah I have a major in Joebidenology.
Bill: What the fuck did you just say?

by VaticanCityPopeOfficial August 26, 2022

joybid

- the act of bidding on auctioned items, especially in Ebay.com, but has no intentions of seriously purchasing the items

- bid of those idiots who do not intend to buy items, but to mess and make fun of the whole auction process of the seller

Every item I'm selling is free for nationwide delivery. Please do not joybid on my items. I have no tolerance for useless morons.

by zumav November 22, 2007

jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.

-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

jobed

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

by JJ453 May 8, 2008

rim jobing a tooth brush

when your best friend sticks your tooth brush up their butt and then dosnt tell you .

(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever

by assberry January 1, 2012

jobinma

lame guy spending time on mixing n00b songs.

wuta jobinma guy

by wanted April 14, 2004