Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.

I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.

by Lance Hosell June 11, 2006

Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

jizzes

when a person has blown a load (ejaculated) on another person from his/her penis.

I jizzed all over Tyler Thompson.

by Anonymous December 6, 2002

potato pancake jizzfest

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.

Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

by Jamballs June 1, 2010

Jizzleberry

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.

I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

by Sir Richard Jizzleberry IV January 16, 2011

D-O-double jizzle

When you use two glazed doughnuts to beat off with

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003