Jizz

Why Ranch dressing is white.

Duuuude! Why'd you put Jizz on your salad.

by I love penis!!!! :) June 02, 2011

Jizz

BCA ‘22 slang for Kool-Aid and any other drink (mosty kool-aid)

“Hey, can you pass me the strawberry Jizz?”

by Class ‘22 September 07, 2018

Jizz

Some thing that goes into your mouth or in your pants

example 1- wow he must have jizzed
example 2- wow she can take allot of jizz there

by ya mamma fucka April 03, 2010

Jizz

Creamy white syrup you put on top of your ice cream.

Can I get extra jizz on top of my sundae please?

by microdude431 January 13, 2009

Jizz

Birding term coming from the phrase "General impression of size and shape." A quick way to identify a bird you are familiar with.

That was a Cooper's Hawk? Are you sure?

It had the jizz.

by birder February 01, 2014

Jizz

Sperm that comes when having your penius sucked

I loved it when i saw jizz spewing from my penius

by Dougiii May 01, 2007

Jizz

This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.

Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.

by Shornathon! February 11, 2009