Jimmie Johnson

A Person Who Tries To Be Street Or Do Street Shit And Dont Succeed Or Fail At It Or If They Want To Be A Street Person

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by Olb Mon January 26, 2026

Quick Jimmie

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.

Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

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by Forklift July 20, 2014

The Jimmie Effect

The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.

Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!

by Io September 7, 2004

Dirty Jimmie

Term for a gay man who refuses anal penetration due to poor rectal hygiene

That Dirty Jimmie claims to be a strict top because he has a filthy hole.

by knows_it_all May 2, 2006

Dubai Jimmie

A response showing doubt. Expression of doubt that a particular claim is true.

"I think the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl this year!"

Response: "Dubai Jimmie"

"Wanna play some one-on-one? I think I can take you."

Response: "Dubai Jimmie"

by SteelyD July 22, 2010

Jungle Jimmie

A penis sticking out of unkempt pubic hair.

Bob gave me his goopy banana last night. It was fine, except he had a Jungle Jimmie.

by AKW-AS July 13, 2018

A quick jimmie

When ur so fukn horny u need to have a quick fap to relieve urself otherwise u could end up blowing ur load in the middle of class or in the office or when making a meal. So the idea of a quick jimmie is to quickly relieve urself so ur not feeling anxious or awkward for the duration of the time u are horny or just really really excited.

Dude the other day on the bus this fukn sexy asf bitch got her skirt caught on the seat and I just had to have a quick jimmie, I was lucky no one saw but even luckier to see the outline of her moist cunt.

by Excel Remix March 28, 2015