Jihad

Jihad as a big dick pussy destroyer charming knows how to spend money knows how to treat a girl will probably end up with a girl name Sydney great football player smart and a ladies man

Jihad is a wonderful man

by Annansjfjfkrkfkci March 12, 2017

Jihad

a force coming to kick your ass; a revenge from somone irritable

If you don't belive me, then I'll put a Jihad on your ass.

by Connor Mason October 19, 2007

Jihad

A weekend away with the Boys and heavy drinking.

we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

The Jihad

This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.

Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.

by jfunnybones January 10, 2009

jihad

A very appealing philosophy from the middle east.

"Jihad me at hello."

by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007

Jihad

Literally means peaceful resistance against white privlege and idolatory. Often misused as holy war by people who have nothing to do with the religion.

White supremacists are sitting in the white house. Let's do Jihad against them peacefully.

by bigbaddaddy April 22, 2019

jihad

jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.

"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place!!!"

by Justin2100 October 13, 2007