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Jewpressed

Depressed because the Zionist Occupied Government, the Fractional Reserve Zionist Banking System, the Zionist Controlled Media, and Israel got you down. Usually results from recent or long term monetary loss such as student loan debt, decreased job opportunities, inflation, and horrible bosses. One can fall into a state of jewpression from any were between a few hours or indefinitely. Jewpression on a spectrum ranges from being upset for a few hours because you paid to much for car insurance on the low end. Or in the high end it can be as severe as it was for the terrorist on 9/11 of whom all suffered from some state of jewpression.
I am Jewpressed my student loan debts are piling up faster then the unemployment rate.

Once we start a war with Iran there will be more jobs, until then I will remain in a state of Jewpression.

I am Jewpressed because money is debt! I have no assets, and I cant get a loan. So I have to work for people who have access to money. I only get paid after they inflate prices based of my work. I only get a fraction of the wealth I create. Only people with assets and access to money get to control the economy. Its a paradoux, I am Jewpressed.
by PattyPounderGtown February 12, 2014
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jeepers fried chicken

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jeepers nutsack

A phrase used by Jack Avery, a very talented and hot singer from the amazing band, Why Don't We
. This phrase is used typically when you are scared, and we get to see Jack use it when he was playing a scary videogame while livestreaming
Me: *Jumps around the corner to scare him*
Jack Avery: *covers his face in fear* JEEPERS NUTSACK
by Leigh_WhyDontWe.xD March 29, 2019
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jeepers

Jeepers, derived from Jesus, is an American phrase used to express surprise or alarm.
Murican #1: Jeepers, this here beer is amazing!
Murican #2: It sure is bud
by KingOfKafluffy December 7, 2019
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Jeepers kreepers

When the light timer ends on the public bathroom and you have to continue to shit in the dark until someone else walks in and they are creeped out because they thought you were in the dark by choice.
Walked in to the restroom at Steak n Shake and was startled by a guy taking a Jeepers Kreepers in the handicap stall!
by dealsnik November 5, 2020
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jespersloverg1rl

a very elite tiktoker.
"Did you see jespersloverg1rl's new tiktok? It was so amazing."
by lukehemmingsismydad August 25, 2021
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Jeepers

"Jeepers" is an idiom expressing suprise or frustration which was extrapalated from "Jeepers Creepers" an earlier euphamism "Jeepers Creepers" an alteration of Jesus Christ, that people used in place of profanity. Thought to be invented by comic strip writer Billy De Beck and futher popularised by Lois Armstrong in a Johnny Mercer song around 1938. The expression "Jeepers" came into popular usage in 1950s TV on the Dennis the Menace show and not as another writer stated Velma on Scoobie Doo, she used another alteranation "jinkies"
Jeepers Mr. Wilson did I do that?
by Swago-soul October 17, 2021
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