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jewpon

a variation of the word coupon, used for one that doesn't really save you any money. it implies that the coupon was made by a Jew, who, stereotypically, is very stingy/cheep .
Mark: Hey check out this coupon! Three sandwiches for $9!
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways.
Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon.
by nikki-nikki August 17, 2009
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Jewcob

Nickname for a person of Jewish decent named Jacob. Often used to degrade someone with the tendencies of being cheap, frugal, or just jibbery-style mooching.
Man, Jacob.. I mean Jewcob has been crashing on our couch for 8 months, when's he leaving?
by Bluegrass Sunshine May 10, 2018
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jewcandy

another word for penis, organ of sexual stimulation
Mollie loves the jewcandy, becuase she is a whore.
by Fredrick van Rictenhauf February 7, 2007
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Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.
Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."
by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008
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jewmongous

Main Entry: jew·moung·ous
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek jewantikos, from jewgant-, jewgas giant, jewish
: exceeding the usual or expected (as in size, force, or prominence) <a man of jewmoungous stature> <made a last jewmongous effort> <jewmongous industrial combines> <jewmongous chode>
That house is jewmongous!
by dub56 February 4, 2004
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Jewson

This bitch Jewson over here is a fag, go pick up a penny!
by nniiigggaaaaa May 28, 2019
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Jeconiah

Jeconiah, a boy who is kind and honest.
He is a good debater and always a politician or leader.
He is the greatest lover u will never find and he never cheats,if u love him he will give u a chance, but if u don't attend to him he will move on.
always believes in himself and successful in every thing.
JECONINAH is a blessed guy and always rich and believes in God.

He is the most handsome,cute and beautiful boy ever created.
He will never let u down.
It is a great loss to lose a guy like Him.
Jeconiah is the senator of Washington DC
by Dowen Washington November 24, 2021
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