Jew

Jew can sometimes be used by wanna be gangsters normally from London areas as a form of affection for a female.

They use the word Jew so gang friends won’t see that they are being cute to a gyal.
For example ….. your my Jew or Jew You
by TheRoADMan24 June 15, 2022
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To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.
Ted: I get paid like $200 dollars a month to water plants man.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.
by Tyler Vanston August 07, 2007
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Jews are whiter versions of white people... they're smarter, with shitier hand-eye coordination.
Hi, I'm Jewish. Let me help you with your taxes.
by copernicusmike September 06, 2007
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A Jewish person is a person of the Jewish decent and are just like everyone else except they are better because they are related to Moses. Jewish people are some of the most wonderful, nice, respectful, sympathetic, and just kind people you will ever meet. I pity those who are so pissed off and feel so ordinary that they need to make themselves feel better by hating us!
I am a Jew, I feel bad for you fuckin nazis.
by Robin Norbi May 14, 2005
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1. A person who practices the religion of Judaism, regardless of his or her ethnicity.
2. A person who was raised in a Jewish family and considers himself an ethnic Jew.
3. A person who is intelligent and has an above average dick, but who doesn't brag about it because he doesn't want to make his Christian friends jealous.
I don't go to temple, but my father was Jewish. If you want to call me a Jew, that's fine with me.
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Jews are people who are often classified by non-Jews as "chosen." The latter group then starts hatin Jews for that designation.

According to Jewish law: If you mom is Jewish you are Jewish, even if you dont practice the Jewish religion/practice a different religion(that's why it has an ethnic aspect to it)

Judaism is an orthopractic religion, which means certain deeds/actions speak louder than someone's belief (in J.C. for example). That is why, while many Jews can be athesit, they will still celebrate holidays like Hannukah, Passover, Rosh Hashana etc...cause they are fun and have also become part of the culture.

If you want to become Jewish, you need to undergo orthodox conversion, and keep all the Jewish laws as described in the Jewish holy book, the Torah.

Not all Jews are Israelis, and not all Israelis are Jews. Nevertheless, Jews can become Israeli citizens very easily.

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The so called blacks (afriacan americans)
Who are the real Jews that the Bible speak of?
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