Jecson

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will kick butt but will also be there when you need him. He's sassy, moody, and nasty. He also goes by lelisco and is one of the best youtubers ever. If you end up datihg him he will call you a fatty and he will love himself more than he loves you. Don't ever get him mad because you will regret it.

Guy #1: Is that Angel?
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew

by nicki's baby September 10, 2020

Carly Rae Jepsen

The newest attack in the Canadian/American War.

It all started with The United States attacking Canada with Miley Cyrus' single "Can't be Tamed"

Canada fought back by sending Justin Bieber, and turning millions of little girls into "Belieber" zombies.

In a desperate attempt to end the war, The United States attacked with Rebecca Black's "Friday" For a long time, it was thought that the war had ended at this point.

Canada recently just attacked the United States with their newest weapon : Carly Rae Jepsen and her single "Call me Maybe" It is yet to be determined if the United States will be able to gather the strength and troops to fight back

1. Miley Cyrus : Can't be Tamed
2. Justin Bieber : My World My World 2.0 Believe
3. Rebecca Black: Friday
4. Carly Rae Jepsen : Call me Maybe

by mckaymckay October 16, 2012

jenson

a guy who is addicted to xbox and memes. Doesn't want the pussy, just some quality memes

"Ayyyy bro you're such a jenson!"

by iwasheretodayok May 8, 2018

Turbo Jetson

Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.

"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"

by Iggie Mathias George January 16, 2009

carly rae jepsoon

A person who sings Call me Maybe during the middle of a typhoon.

Dude! I saw a Carly Rae Jepsoon yesterday while my house was getting torn apart!

by nickrcole March 6, 2015

Carly Rae Jepsen

Carly Rae Jepsen is a popular, Canadian singer/songwriter who is most known for her songs Call Me Maybe, Good Time, and Tonight I'm Getting Over You. She placed 3rd place on Canadian Idol, which jump started her music Career. She has an amazing, unique, smooth, beautiful and gentle voice that is most evident in her first album "Tug Of War" and during her Canadian Idol audition. She is a rising artist which will eventually be HUGE around the world!

Girl: Hey do you know Carly Rae Jepsen?
Guy: Ya bro, I love her song Tonight I'm Getting Over You!!
Girl: Same, but I like her older music too, her voice is so soft but unique.
Guy: Really? I'm going to go listen to it now, I'm a huge Carly fan.
Girl: Same, I'm her #1 fan!

by IdOntCare March 29, 2013

Jenson

Rich, Caring person, addicted to Xbox and memes. Constantly pulling people, but not just because they have money.
Sexy individual. Smart in the Laws of Physics. Detective.

Ayyyyyy, bro your such a Jenson!!

by TopShagg3rWILLNE November 24, 2018