Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

Jared Leto's joker

The newest joker in the 2016 film Suicide Squad, in which the actor, Jared Leto, has portrayed. this joker is very unique on costume,voice, and insanity. This joker is also the only one to ever have had his shirt off in the role of playing the joker.

Jared Leto's joker isn't going to kill you, he's just going to hurt you.....really...really...bad.

by Unknown Zombie August 7, 2015

Jared Leto

An awesome actor and musician who is extremely hot...especially in "Requiem for a Dream." That movie is unbelievable...it really spoke to me. Not to mention he is an actor who isn't afraid to be sensitive and cry. There are practically no actors these days who can cry on the screen...but he can. He's hot.

Did you see Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He was so cute! What a hottie.

by memm June 11, 2006

Jared Dab

The smallest amount of wax that can be servered.

hey you wanna dab?

Don't give me a fat dab , I really don't like dabbing.

I'll give you a jared dab.

by Dab it dabbers April 5, 2017

Jared's Law

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.

Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds

by theincrediblesmith November 12, 2019

Jaredillas

A fried quesadilla made with cheese, tomato, and parsley, topped with scrambled eggs and salt.

This unique dish is a delicacy for dormers world wide.

It is preferable that the dish be made by a Jared, but as long as a Jared is kept in mind during the making of the jaredilla it may still be categorized as such.

Jared, your jaredillas are fire.

by Rooostu October 2, 2021

go to Jared

a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.

Gawdam...I would sooooo go to Jared for her

by ColonelColonel November 23, 2010