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jager night

a rowdy night of throwing up voilently, fighting friends, fighting cops, taking off your clothes, disappearing randomly, setting things on fire, random unprotected sex with people and/or animals, club hopping, doing drugs, urinating in strange or public places, having no fear, loss of consideration for your own well being or the well being for others, killing hookers, walking untold miles, etc. all due to being under the influence of jagermeister. the things you do on a jager night are usually told to you the following day if you are located and not in prison for numerous charges. you may also be able to avoid your sentencing by telling the judge that it was a jager night.
judge: "what do you have to say about your charges of vandalism, sodomy, three counts of manslaughter, robbery at gunpoint, grand theft auto... the list goes on and on..."

plantiff: "your honor... all i have to say for myself is that last night was one helll of a jager night."

judge: "why the hell didnt you say that in the first place!? not guilty! case closed! get this man out of my courtroom."
by steve_insane August 5, 2008
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jagerschlager

A shot comprised of Jagermeister and Goldschlager, previously known as liquid cocaine (the 80's are over man)...you bartender will appreciate this change.
Hey, two Jagerschlagers over here douche!
by sAmMeRp December 9, 2006
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jagerbomb

A mixture of a can or half can of Red Bull with a shot of Jagermeister. It is the choice of guidos at the club so they can grind until their dicks fall off.
Guido: Two fuckin' Jagerbombs down here, cheif.

Guido: Jagerbombs? I shower in that shit.
by TheTallOne October 14, 2007
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Jagerbrew

The combined effort to get you drunk by a Double Vodka and Irn Bru, mixed with a shot of Jagermeister. The drink should be consumed in the traditional Jagerbomb manner.

The consumption of this concoction may result in temporary loss of self control, and telling old school mates that they no longer belong in your life.
Bennyboy: Who's up for a Jagerbrew?!
All: JAGER!! JAGER!! JAGER!!
by BboyHench December 27, 2009
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crimson jager

A male who feels homosexual tendencies while playing video games, preferably Call Of Duty.
Bro I think Ben was being a crimson jager last night. This addiction is getting to his head.
by 1111toga September 20, 2016
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jamerican

Jamerican: A conjunction of Jamaican American, (or North American- depending on perspective); first coined and made popular by the Brooklyn based rap group “Born Jamericans” signifying their Jamaican parenting and American birth and upbringing. Since then it has evolved to include a delineation of Jamaican and American combinations. All of which are designed to reflect American distinction rooted in Jamaican pride and culture. The delineations can be identified in the following levels:

LEVEL ONE: Born on the island of Jamaica, partially or predominately raised on the island, then migrated abroad; have become acclimated and comfortable with a number of American cultural commonalities, (like street food); may now only have an accent; and are proud of the strives that they have made abroad, but will retire “A Yard” – “Da Yah Long Time”

LEVEL TWO: Is the largest and most inclusive population. (This level is the driving force that keeps the loving spirit of Jamaica international). May be born on the island of Jamaica but predominantly raised abroad OR born abroad but of Jamaican lineage (this may be one or more parents) and raised with a strong Jamaican hand (literally);usually speak regional English with out any accent, but can certainly speak “patois” and may turn the dialect on and off depending on company and conversation; the type of patois that they speak is prone to very American specific phraseologies – this may be referred to as “twingy twa”(a term coined in a song), familiar in usage to the Latino version of “spanglish” ; this population is often reminded that: “the migration to this country is a privilege”, “education is the key”, “what ever you do, make it your best”, ex: good, better, best, never, let it rest; till your good becomes better, and your better is your BEST”; - “Com fi tek ova”

LEVEL THREE: This population feels very close to level two – however they may have encountered a more distant Jamaican parental influence (such as an absentee parent, a grand parent, uncle, aunt or Gaudee); these parental figures, however faded they may be, have installed the love for our small island in their hearts; they understand patios but the twingy twa is embracing, (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery) – “wen una talk it sweet wi”

LEVEL FOUR: No Jamaican lineage whatsoever, however raised among Jamaicans OR just utterly infatuated by them; quite familiar with the sound of patios but can’t speak it at all!; love the island, has visited many times or wishes to visit, may use a few choice phrases incorrectly, attempt to live vicariously as a Level One and sometimes gets carried away in the role play; totally embraces the culture; hopes to be re-incarnated as a Jamaican with money; may often be referred to as “Ja- Fakin”, We Luv You!!, Una ful a joke; just don gi wi bad name! (Miss Cleo).
Some examples of Jamericans are:

Level I - Everyone's old school Jamaican Parents/Grand parents

Level II- A large host of stars and icons

Level III - You know one

Level IV - Everybody else!!
by Sharon Denton October 23, 2006
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Jager Fight

A fight that is caused purely because of drinking too much Jager (which makes people angry and is actually a truth serum.) The fight is even worse if a person falls asleep after having too much Jager, and then is woken up. Usually people don't even remember the Jager Fights.
"What did you guys do after the bar last night"

"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"
by Rebecca L March 4, 2008
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