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Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.
James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014
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A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"
by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018
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Pulling a Jake Pappas

Speaking random gibberish with the once and a while "among us"
amonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamongin Pulling a Jake Pappas
by fortntieamongus November 18, 2021
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A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration
"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"
by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023
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A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024
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A Union Jake-Off

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
by Greenggg October 22, 2008
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