by Bulldog March 10, 2007
Get the Jailhouse Wallet mug.Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.
Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
by SSuresh November 3, 2012
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Get the Jaisingh mug.A greeting that Sascha Baron Cohen's hilarious character "Borat Sagdiyev" uses in his shows. He actually says "Jak sie masz?" which means "How are you doing?" in Polish. He also uses other polish phrases such as "Dziekuje" which means "Thank you".
Jak sie masz? ("Jagshemash")! In US and A very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Khazaki wine, but not made from fermented horse's urine. ... Dziekuje!
by OllieKickFlip March 28, 2007
Get the jagshemash mug.Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.
by Me116 November 3, 2012
Get the Jailhouse C-section mug.the last hit of a cigarette (or the last of anything for that matter). comes from the plight of those incarcerated in jail and how desperate they are for a square - sometimes picking one up off the ground if they see it has even the slightest amount of tobacco left.
"i'm trying to quit smoking, could i just hit the jailhouse off your cig?"
"damn that toblerone looks good as hell, can i take the jailhouse off that?"
"before you cache that bowl, lemme try and hit the jailhouse."
"damn that toblerone looks good as hell, can i take the jailhouse off that?"
"before you cache that bowl, lemme try and hit the jailhouse."
by chaz boyle September 25, 2006
Get the jailhouse mug.Jaison is the intelligent/introspective variation of Jason, in addition to the super, ultra sexyness that generally characterizes Jason's. The additional "I" represents the extra introspective/intelligent side of the jaison which gives a set of characteristic's that uniquely define a Jaison.
In short they are known for being:
1. Sexy
2. Genius
3. Deep
4. Artistic
5. Simplistic
In short they are known for being:
1. Sexy
2. Genius
3. Deep
4. Artistic
5. Simplistic
1. That book/painting/song is a masterpiece! You pulled a jaison!
2. Look at that cute photographer over there! He is such a jaison!
3. Wow, you developed a way to cook food using a specific frequency range in the electromagnetic spectrum and your sexy! You must be a Jaison!
2. Look at that cute photographer over there! He is such a jaison!
3. Wow, you developed a way to cook food using a specific frequency range in the electromagnetic spectrum and your sexy! You must be a Jaison!
by blis212920 February 4, 2010
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