Jacques Chirac

aka (All Talk)

See France, the country that would surrender to Switzerland.

Well, well, well... Jacques Chirac is spewing pacifist rhetoric again.

by Grim Winnebago January 13, 2004

The Jacques Cousteau

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.

the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.

by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008

Jacques

Usually a person of minimum humour.

-Hahahahaha

- Just no Jacques

by Hilarity11111 May 27, 2009

Jacques Hardy

A Jacques Hardy is a tiny midget like character, that has the powers of a leech, completely unable to return common gestures.

THAT'S GOT TO BE PASS!!

Rumours circulate that the leader of these beings is known under a different alias. That of CHRISTINNNEEEEE.

Oh, and also, they are unable to cook.

That guy, god, he is such a Jacques Hardy.

Small

Small

Small

My mate is such a Jacques Hardy, I gave him a biscuit, and he still hasn't paid me back.

by Peach. December 2, 2009

Jacques Henry

A super cool guy that is usually athletic and good at everything he tries

Bro, Jacques Henry is so good at football

by JHB1412 October 29, 2018

jacques

sexy, awesome, smart, funny. Appears dumb and awkward at first, but starts to grow on you.

That guy's a total jacques.

by DrCheeseCurds May 23, 2019

Dirty Jacques

Is A Poes That Reminds you of your Mother

He is carrying on like a Dirty Jacques.

by TheBiggestPoesOnThePlanrt September 18, 2020