jacques shit

francophile spin on jack shit

no, he didn't have jacques shit!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Jacques Moffat

Someone who is very deep and sentimental about life. They need people that will be encouraging.

Jacques Moffat loves to contemplate life.

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

Corey jacques

A fat wanker who thinks he’s funny but in reality he’s just a lonely nonce

Lot at that guy he’s definitely a corey jacques

by Fatman2345 February 2, 2020

Jacques Chirac

A guy who likes to rag on the USA, because his country got thrown out of all it's Asian, African, Middle Eastern colonies and then out of Europe itself (by the Nazis). Thinks we're dopes for returning it all to him. Can't believe the USA has more strength and influence in the world now. Epitome of ingratitude.

We're under attack by canoes from the Marshall Islands. Get Jacques Chirac here pronto, with a white flag!

by Dove tails February 21, 2005

Jacques Plante

A variation on the spiderman, where instead of cumming in your hand, you shoot into an old-school Jacques Plante-style goalie mask and slap it on her face.

"Dude, I didn't want to get my hand messy, so I gave her the Jacques Plante instead."

by efrum152 December 1, 2005

jean jacques

The highest form of royal power, and the biggest dick size you can find

Hes such a jean jacques!

by Ricardx November 24, 2021

Jacques Chirac

aka (All Talk)

See France, the country that would surrender to Switzerland.

Well, well, well... Jacques Chirac is spewing pacifist rhetoric again.

by Grim Winnebago January 13, 2004