Owings Mills JV Lacrosse

Probably the best team ever to enter the Lacrosse World. Usualy the defence is ok, the attack is stellar, but the hilight of the team is the 3rd line midfield, do to their extensive good looks and overall flow.
They are most known for mackin on ladies after their game is over, and getting numbers. This usualy leads to a facebook friend request, the writing of on their walls, and subsequently never seeing them ever again.
Coach Jack: Owings Mills JV Lacrosse, will ONE of you come up to varsity?
Jake: No, my flow chop is too good!
Ben: No, I will start too many fights and manalyze the oposing team!
Tyler: No, I'm too busy gettin copp dome from emily.
Matt: Yes, because i hate ACTUALLY playing.
by OwingsMillsLaxer93 April 20, 2009
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JV Demon

someone with the skillset of a varsity player, who should’ve/could’ve made varsity but didnt.

they then went on to be a full time starter/player, being the JV MVP having the highest stats.
Elizabeth is a JV demon this year, why isn’t she on varsity?
by lizard locker February 22, 2025
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The United States is a federal republic in which the president, Congress,

The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.

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JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"
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#JV AllStar

A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico.
Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar
by Dirty_Moose September 16, 2023
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JV warrior

an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV
johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy
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JV Warrior

A person who takes recreational basketball games extremely seriously but is not good enough to make their high school’s varsity team.
Person 1: “Wanna hoop later?”
Person 2: “Nah man all the JV Warriors out today I’m not trying that hard.”
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