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#JV AllStar
Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar
Everyone: #JV AllStar
#JV AllStar by Dirty_Moose September 16, 2023
JV AllStar
An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.
Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
JV AllStar by Dirty_Moose May 6, 2022