by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008

a modern substitute for the term Jesus Christ when used in a blasphemous yet humorous manner. F.k.a. Jeezem Crow
by Mad Hatter 1984 November 2, 2010

noun. Stemming from the Riverport Ampitheatre (UMB) in St. Louis, MO, where they sell only one size of beer at the concession stands but for some reason call it a "Jumbo Beer". Such a way of thinking is hypocritical because there is no Regular-sized beer of which to make a comparison in size. This word originated from beer but can be used in many other circumstances as well.
Concert Patron: "I'll have a beer, please."
Beer Jockey: "That will be $10, kind sir."
Concert Patron: "I just wanted a regular beer."
Beer Jockey: "We only have Jumbos."
Concert Patron: "You can't only have jumbos, or larges, or smalls, because, then its not a jumbo at all. Its a regular."
Beer Jockey: "I guess I don't understand."
...after ten minutes of agonizing debate...
Concert Patron: "Alright, fine just give me a god foresaking Riverport Jumbo already."
Beer Jockey: "That will be $10, kind sir."
Concert Patron: "I just wanted a regular beer."
Beer Jockey: "We only have Jumbos."
Concert Patron: "You can't only have jumbos, or larges, or smalls, because, then its not a jumbo at all. Its a regular."
Beer Jockey: "I guess I don't understand."
...after ten minutes of agonizing debate...
Concert Patron: "Alright, fine just give me a god foresaking Riverport Jumbo already."
by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006

1. extremely large boobs that bounce everywhere when thrust into action.
2. extremely large boobs that are used for a great tit fuck.
3. HUGE TITS!!
2. extremely large boobs that are used for a great tit fuck.
3. HUGE TITS!!
by Adam Iglehart January 29, 2008

Also known as Coco Large, An Turtle who's myth is that it has a full room stored inside it's key on it's back, It is currently being 'Possessed' by a Frenchman's soul.
by someurbanv December 6, 2019

Jumbo pump is better than lil pump, because he is Jumbo. also beef sticks are lit. i ****** love rice so much
-millions of affectionate fans
-millions of affectionate fans
by Beef sticks official October 25, 2018

1: hey dude they just droped ban ban sex simulator
2: HOLY SHIT DOES IT HAVE JUMBO JOSH??
1: no
2: boycott them
2: HOLY SHIT DOES IT HAVE JUMBO JOSH??
1: no
2: boycott them
by noc69hahA April 26, 2023
