jewtit

A weird combination of words.

You're a huge jewtit

by Twan April 1, 2005

jewpiter

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.

Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!

by BatjewK July 12, 2006

jewjitsu

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.

One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

Jewmiser

A person who acts overly Jewish, but this kind of person has no fun and won't act out.

Jack: "Well I got this and that to do..."

John: "Don't be such a Jewmiser!"

by Baytheunknown February 24, 2009

Jewmiscuous

A promiscuous Jewish person

Girl: Did you hear about Tamar gettin it on in the synagogue?
Girl 2: That girl is totally jewmiscuous

by theziffster December 29, 2009

jewbit

derogatory term for a person who is acting cheap, stingy, or uptight (the behavior of the stereotypical Jew), but is not of the Jewish faith.

Branden: Come on Ryan I'll pay you back later, just lend me 5 bucks

Ryan: No way!

Branden: Wow, really? Dude you're a jewbit.

by B. Stein May 8, 2010

JEWnits

A Java tester method made by a Jew to test Java code.

I made some JEWnits for the Talmud viewer I'm making.

by Besdef November 14, 2018