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Jewcifer

the jew worships Jewcifer during tax season
by Jewasaurus February 19, 2009
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jewishest

Person 1: I just made a manischevitz marble cake.
Person 2: That is the jewishest!
by Julia Scarlett October 2, 2010
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Jewpster

a Jewish person who subscribes to 'indie' and 'hipster' norms and associates with interests of the like. Especially one who moves to a trendy hipster neighborhood and starts shopping at thrift stores, makes sad music with keyboards and harmonicas and takes up smoking to fit in with other hipsters.
Adam Green is such a jewpster. I can see his Jew fro from a mile away!
by sooummyeah July 7, 2011
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Jewish First Class

Veronica: “OMG first class on Delta is soooo expensive, but I don’t want to fly coach.”

Rachel: “Let’s go Jewish First Class. Same leg room as first class and better snacks than coach plus we board earlier.”
by Layla Punim June 18, 2022
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jewish billiards

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009
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Jewish Coinpurse

The act of a male, during sexual intercourse pouring loose change into the vagina
Last night Joe had some spare change and was feeling really kinky so he gave me a Jewish Coinpurse.
by Dcoops1313 January 28, 2016
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Jewisher

The extension of ones Judaism, by per taking in actions that are extra Jewish.
Dude did that Rabi get Jewisher or is it just me?
by TheKarateKid yo January 12, 2008
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