Jerusalem Anchor

A bearded man that is the lynchpin of the crew and occasionally holds ladders. This person often goes by his earthly name Matthew.
Where's the Jerusalem Anchor? This ladder is about to fall on the house!
by FrontSLC January 26, 2023
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Jerusalem Boots

Ugly brown sandals that look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly feet
I really wish Joe would quit wearing those Jerusalem Boots with his jeans.
by Terri Smith February 02, 2007
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Jerusalem Monkey

The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey
by R. Alcee Hastings October 22, 2004
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Nike Air Jerusalem

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.
by Fucked if I know February 11, 2011
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Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
by Zack Marc Evan August 03, 2012
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Jerusalem chicken sandwich

That Jerusalem chicken sandwich really hit the spot.
by WillRF April 07, 2011
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Jerusalem Gift Exchange

When you are ass to ass with another person and transfer the shit of the first person, to the other persons ass, you are exchanging the gift of shit.
When Tony and Steve are butt to butt and Tony shits and goes right up Steve's ass, he is giving him a Jerusalem Gift Exchange.
by Buttybutterson March 11, 2018
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