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Jemma itis

A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.
(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!
by Victim of Jemma itis August 26, 2018
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dirty jemma

A girl who butt warms everything, and likes to impregnate her dog by sticking chips up her butt. Dirty Jemma loves melting chocolate and rubbing it on her pants to make it look like she pooped.
by User7492847282727 April 14, 2020
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Mickayla Jemma faduk

Mickayla is an amazing person everything about her is perfect she has the most sweetest personality ever she's so caring to animals and people and always helps others ...she is also the most beautiful girl in the world she has gorgeous colourful vibrant eyes and her smile could light up the world everything about her is perfect...if you ever meet this amazing Mickayla you are one of the luckiest people on the planet since she is and always will be the definition of perfection I love everything about her
Person 1: I made a new online Friend called Mickayla Jemma faduk
Person 2: oh I know her she is amazing
Me SHE IS FUCKINGGG PERFECTION AND THE BEST GAY GOD EVER I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART
by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021
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Jemma

Jemma's are the best people. \When you invite them over though make sure to have extra food, they are some pretty greasy rats. Even though she may eat like a pig, she will definitely steal your heart and make you happy. She may even beat you up if you take your jokes to far! They are either your best friends or worst enemies, and you definitely want to be on their good side. They also have a wonderful body you will envy a Jemma is every way possible, so hold them tight and keep them as your friend (or more).
Boy: Wow who is that?
Girl: That's my best friend Jemma.
Boy: Oh she looks hot!
Girl: She may look sweet, but don't be annoying she is TOUGH!!
by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020
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Jemma-Jade

The name Jemma-jade can change your whole life!You will never know when she/he will change your life!The name Jemma-Jade is a girl name.She has a very sassy voice but she will be change!She choose to be sassy or normal!!
Jemma-Jade:Why is she so mean?Why dont i try to be friends with her
Someone:Hey?
Jemma-Jade:Hello!Im just wondering do u have a pen?
someone: mhm?here u go?
that is the first thing that jemma-jade has changed the person.They became friends and Jemma-Jade change her into her true heart of caring and love.
by boba milk November 16, 2020
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Jemma Percey

Absolute dumbass. Just total insignificant human. Means nothing to this world. Retarded idiot. Dumb baby face idiot.
Oh look at that idiot. They look so stupid. Guess you could say she’s a Jemma Percey
by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 11, 2020
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Jemma

A woman with a massive bunda which she uses as her unique selling point to any man with £20 in cash. You can find 8:30 16:00 every weekday at the bearpit in a skimoy outfit like a slut.
Did Jemma last night. Had ti ask for my Twenty pounda back
by Bollockthwaite August 2, 2020
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