Jed

An incredibly sexy man who has made out with every woman in existence but somehow is still a virgin.

Jed stole my girlfriend, but he didn’t hit tho.

by Trystan Smölpeepee March 25, 2021

Jed

a cool person

wow Jed is so cool

by hihivcturfiuoniobct75s July 22, 2021

jed

a guy that plays all the girls, he's not a nice person but all the girls adore him because of his summer body

dan: woah look at stephanie over there with that lad

john: he's definitely a jed, all over that girl

by yourmumbadboi December 11, 2016

jed

Tall guy with long hair and beard, who wears a large overcoat no matter what the weather. Based at New Street but known nationally. Favourite saying "What was on the Brighton"

Jed, you're a ned!

by Broomster June 29, 2003

Jed

Australian Definition:

1. Geek
2. Nerd
3. Someone who focuses intensely on a hobby. (i.e. Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars, Guitar, pretty much anything that the accuser finds stupid or not worthy of time)

Man, Anthony is such a jed, all he does is play with his barbie doll collection.

Thomas scored 98% on his exam, what a fucking jed, man.

by Ivonin January 4, 2008

Jed

A Jed is somebody who loves hotrods, a lot!
Normally pronounced hotroddddddsssssss!

Guy 1 - Hey Buddy did you see that Jed?
Guy 2 - What are you talking about?
Guy 1 - The Jed over there really likes his hotrod that much he is ripping the ears off it!

by George1280 October 23, 2013

Jed

Likes getting the screwdriver and is an absolute dumbass who thinks he can smoke weed

Jed doesn’t even know where he is from one bowl pack and his ass is bleeding

by Littlefuckfucker69 April 26, 2019