Jakey

Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude

Don’t get all jakey on me bro

by Big bite February 14, 2020

Jakey

Jakey (Jake) is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s musically talented, he plays the drums and sings! He’s very intelligent but can be a bit stubborn. He’s loyal and kind, Jakey will stand by your side through it all!

If you find yourself a Jakey never let him go, he truly is one of a kind & will make an amazing husband someday!

“Look there’s Jakey”

“He’s the best, we love Jakey”

“Jakey is the best boyfriend in the world!”

by kittycatobsessed123 November 25, 2021

Jakey

A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods

Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey

by AlphaShoulders August 4, 2019

jakey

a word that describes a unique bond between a friend and a lele; more of a vibe than an actual person

lele: omg that guy is so cool!

lele 2: yea he's a potential jakey for sure

by lele246 May 15, 2021

jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.

yeah i was talking to jakey

by forklift April 1, 2023

Jakey Wakey

A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt

Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!

by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024

Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024