by FirstLast2016 April 10, 2016
-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking April 02, 2016
He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.
"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
by MelissaMagnificent February 25, 2016
Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
by Pancancakes November 29, 2016
A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....
Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh
Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry
R.I.P my friend
Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry
R.I.P my friend
Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016
Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩
Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.
by missraylena March 27, 2016